The lovesick, the betrayed, and the jealous all smell alike.

Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I'm just glad I can share my voice.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.

That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.

Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.

Love shouldn't be about jealousy or anything like that. It should be about commitment and being able to trust that person. If you can't have that from the get-go, there's a problem.

Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.

My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

Even at the United Nations, where legend has it that the building was designed so that there could be no corner offices, the expanse of glass in individual offices is said to be a dead giveaway as to rank. Five windows are excellent, one window not so great.

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

We are twice armed if we fight with faith.

Friendship is Love without his wings!

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.