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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

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In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Celebrate what you want to see more of.
Good things happen to those who hustle.
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're doing something.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
To jealousy, nothing is more frightful than laughter.
Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.
I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father's life.
Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take of them.
Food is your body's fuel. Without fuel, your body wants to shut down.
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
Each morning sees some task begun, each evening sees it close; Something attempted, something done, has earned a night's repose.
Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.
They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar.
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.
Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, 'It will be happier.'