A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.

The three hundredth anniversary of the Salem witch trials of 1692 comes at a time when witchcraft commands a scholarly attention that would have been puzzling in 1892 or even in 1792.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

No man knows till he has suffered from the night how sweet and dear to his heart and eye the morning can be.

The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

A leader is a dealer in hope.

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red spotlight... The truly wise person is color-blind.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

I'm thankful for every moment.

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.

Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist - because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That's how she found out what happened on the day my father died - she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose.

I don't believe in morality in architecture.

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

Food is your body's fuel. Without fuel, your body wants to shut down.

Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.