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Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.
We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.
God enters by a private door into every individual.
I can, therefore I am.
Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.
They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar.
Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership.
Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
When my marriage broke up... I had just put on 45 pounds for my 'Shall We Dance?' character. I had to eat 10,000 calories a day just to put on weight while training with Tony Dovolani. I basically stayed in bed for a six-month rotation of depression naps. Dance helped me lose the weight.
We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live our lives with authenticity.
When it comes to Father's Day, I will remember my dad for both being there to nurture me and also for the times he gave me on my own to cultivate my own interests and to nurture my own spirit.
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
We are never defeated unless we give up on God.