Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at.

Jealousy is the fear of comparison.

I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.

This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him.

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

More men die of jealousy than of cancer.

Food should be fun.

There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

To provide meaningful architecture is not to parody history but to articulate it.

Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life.

To give oneself earnestly to the duties due to men, and, while respecting spiritual beings, to keep aloof from them, may be called wisdom.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

Challenging the meaning of life is the truest expression of the state of being human.