Instead of going out to dinner, buy good food. Cooking at home shows such affection. In a bad economy, it's more important to make yourself feel good.

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.

Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain.

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.

If one of two lovers is loyal, and the other jealous and false, how may their friendship last, for Love is slain!

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Yes, it was love at first sight. I feel that after all these years, I have finally found my soul mate.

Nothing is more capable of troubling our reason, and consuming our health, than secret notions of jealousy in solitude.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever.

Faith is a living, daring confidence in God's grace, so sure and certain that a man could stake his life on it a thousand times.

In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing that's ever happened to me.

If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

To be prepared is half the victory.

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

Gay marriage is absolutely something that I am in full support of and a big advocate of, and I think it's an important issue, but there's a reason that I don't talk about politics and why I'll never be in politics. I am not the person to ever do that.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.