Jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire.

Meaning is not what you start with but what you end up with.

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.

I am but an architectural composer.

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.

Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.

You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate.

Quality is everyone's responsibility.

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.

Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.

Each new situation requires a new architecture.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again.

Faith and prayer are the vitamins of the soul; man cannot live in health without them.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

And suns grow meek, and the meek suns grow brief, and the year smiles as it draws near its death.

Next month, I will celebrate my 30th anniversary of marriage with my beautiful bride, Vicki. Our marriage has been a blessing. I have gained even more respect for the institution over the past 3 decades and will defend it against attack.

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.