Of all duties, prayer certainly is the sweetest and most easy.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.

On Sunday morning, I'm not nervous... I can't wait to tell what God wants me to say.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

My dad is my best friend, my father, and my boss. When I do something that is exciting and he likes it, it feels three times as good as you can imagine.

Ultimately, leadership is not about glorious crowning acts. It's about keeping your team focused on a goal and motivated to do their best to achieve it, especially when the stakes are high and the consequences really matter. It is about laying the groundwork for others' success, and then standing back and letting them shine.

One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.

An organization, no matter how well designed, is only as good as the people who live and work in it.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

A good father believes that he does wisely to encourage enterprise, productive skill, prudent self-denial, and judicious expenditure on the part of his son.

Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.

I am so excited this year getting to play the 85th Anniversary Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Everyone knows on Thanksgiving morning to get up, turn on the TV and watch the parade, so to be an actual participant is going to be fun and I'm looking forward to it. I am gonna have to put on my deer hunting gear, though, to stay warm!

Life is all about balance, and there are certain times of the year - birthday, anniversary, holidays - that are meant to be enjoyed without guilt. That being said, Thanksgiving is a meal - it's not a Thanksgiving day, and it's not a Thanksgiving week.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

All things are difficult before they are easy.

More men die of jealousy than of cancer.

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever.

I have a Father's Day every day.

The moment one gives close attention to anything, it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first.