Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going to deny myself that. I think I'd be good at it. Everybody wants that experience. I definitely do.

If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done.

A negative judgment gives you more satisfaction than praise, provided it smacks of jealousy.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles.

My house is my refuge, an emotional piece of architecture, not a cold piece of convenience.

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.

If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence.

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Jealousy is the grave of affection.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.