I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

In the course of a marriage, one accommodates the other.

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

The art of leadership is saying no, not saying yes. It is very easy to say yes.

Yes, it was love at first sight. I feel that after all these years, I have finally found my soul mate.

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.

Each year on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birth, America has the opportunity to reflect on our nation's progress towards the realization of his dream.

We had a relationship that lasted 44 years. Herbert and I lived together 10 years before we were married. He always gave me a little heart for whatever anniversary.

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.

Jealousy is no more than feeling alone against smiling enemies.

I like to eat and I love the diversity of foods.

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.

There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused to allow regret to sow a seed and live in me because I don't believe it. You feel it, it's like guilt, it's like jealousy, it's like all those horrible things. You've just got to snip them and get them out, because they're no good.