This is the price you pay for having a great father. You get the wonder, the joy, the tender moments - and you get the tears at the end, too.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

Faith is a passionate intuition.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book.

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.

Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile.

Take a leap of faith and begin this wondrous new year by believing. Believe in yourself. And believe that there is a loving Source - a Sower of Dreams - just waiting to be asked to help you make your dreams come true.

The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of one's day and every night to examine the results obtained.

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

I like to eat and I love the diversity of foods.

There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

The cautious seldom err.

Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars.

Good things happen to those who hustle.

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.

Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.