An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it.

If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.

Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.

Married people from my generation are like an endangered species!

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.

The key to a happy marriage is myself being absent for long periods of time. My wife Leesa and I will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary next year, but if my comedy gigs petered out and I was around the house more, we'd 100% be getting divorced.

To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction.

Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage.

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate.

My father used to say that it's never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, 'You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'

We cannot teach people anything; we can only help them discover it within themselves.

On Thanksgiving I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy, especially because I realize that, following the tragedies of this year, it is all too real a possibility that they might not have been.

Anniversaries are like birthdays: occasions to celebrate and to think ahead, usually among friends with whom one shares not only the past but also the future.

Some memories are unforgettable, remaining ever vivid and heartwarming!

If youth knew; if age could.

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best.

We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.